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DR C PHD

DR C PHD is a diss track by Canibus targeting Eminem and Proof. The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

Released2002
Annotated7
ExplicitYes
Addressable transcript

Lyrics & breakdown

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  1. 01

    [Intro]

    02

    Doctor C

  2. 03

    [Verse]

    04

    Yo, I plan to build myself a facility before I'm forty

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    A molecular archeogenetic laboratory

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    That can analyze complex poetry data for me

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    Even if it was recorded poorly, how extraordinary

  3. 08

    I frog leap over awkward beats

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    Then I separate rappers by their Carbon-14's

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    To determine the age of anything ever made

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    Regardless of how the outside surface has changed

  4. 12

    I put a curse on your name, bombard your brain

    Multi-line diss block
    13

    With gamma X-rays 'til you burst into flames

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    With the scientifically quantifiable megalomaniacal viable style

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    It's like trying to ride a bull

    Block noteQuestions the target's judgment

    TargetEminem

    MeaningWhat it means: In “I put a curse on your name, bombard your brain,” Canibus characterizes Eminem as unintelligent, careless, or unable to understand the situation being addressed. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. The insult makes the target's decisions part of the evidence: a poor response can be framed not as strategy, but as proof that Eminem never understood the contest.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  5. 16

    Let's have a dictionary duel after school

    Multi-line diss block
    17

    Check me into a nice Cedars-Sinai room

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    So I can get sick as the flu, spittin' the truth

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    If you ain't got this album, you missing the proof

    Block noteMakes the confrontation explicit

    TargetProof

    MeaningWhat it means: In “If you ain't got this album, you missing the proof,” Canibus addresses Proof directly and makes the situation described in the quoted line the point of confrontation. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. Naming or plainly addressing Proof removes the safety of a subliminal and makes the quoted claim something the target can either answer or leave standing.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  6. 20

    Prepare for your doom, my nuclear rocket plumes

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    Glow against the pale background of the Moon

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    Toxic fumes spoil complete stocks of fruits and foods

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    Burning your flammable boxes of booze

  7. 24

    Got in the groove even though I'm not in the mood

    Multi-line diss block
    25

    Motherfucker you didn't win 'cause I can't lose

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    Give the fans the chance to choose, fuck you!

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    Who's the illest? Who's it really up to?

    Block noteChallenges the target's public standing

    TargetEminem

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Give the fans the chance to choose, fuck you!,” Canibus questions whether Eminem's attention, audience, or reputation reflects genuine respect. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. Visibility can be mistaken for victory, so the artist recasts Eminem's recognition as temporary, manufactured, or disconnected from credibility.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  8. 28

    Rapid fire, you better run for the pacifier

    Multi-line diss block
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    Tie you up and drown you in the saliva quagmire

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    'Til your oxygen expires and your lungs dry up

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    'Cause you said Bis ain't dope, you a damn liar

    Block noteTreats the target's persona as fabricated

    TargetEminem

    MeaningWhat it means: In “'Cause you said Bis ain't dope, you a damn liar,” Canibus says Eminem's public story or image is false rather than a reliable account of who the target is. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. Once the persona is presented as invented, the boasts and accusations built on it become easier for listeners to dismiss.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  9. 32

    Disaster for hire over beats by Kyros

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    Flow like the Tigris, Euphrates with the eye of the tiger in my iris

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    Canibus is a fighter

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    Motherfucker, my great grandfather was Irish

  10. 36

    Let's roll the dices, I'll break you like young Tyson

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    Give me the mic man, I don't need no hype man

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    Put a thousand on me, put one on him

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    I tear off his limbs, throw him in and tell him to swim

  11. 40

    Yo, I soak that sugar-coated shit in soy sauce

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    Tell the FCC boss, turn that noise off

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    Call Detroit's Mafia Boss

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    Tell him, "Yo, I got a job for you, I want you to bust his balls"

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    Drop him off by Niagara Falls

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    Write my name on a banana and put the banana between his jaws

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    Nobody disrespects lyrical law

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    I'm the best there ever is and the best ever was

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    Training like a grunt face down in the mud

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    With blood, sweat and tears, sucking it up

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    Yo, you wonder where I am right now?

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    I'm probably somewhere on the microphone fucking it up

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    Dead or alive, Canibus will live through the rhyme

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    To be the illest on the mic is a mission of mine

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    Spittin' divine, you can't get it twisted this time

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    Vocal with a mirror to make sure my lips align

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    Doctor C, Ph. D, graduated from UMG

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    Bright as the LCD display on a new MP

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    Prototype of a true MC

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    With 3D topography maps you can't see

  16. 60

    Butcher on Broad Street, wrapping CDs

    Multi-line diss block
    61

    In butcher paper, doing artwork with Sharpies

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    If you don't like the quality, then talk to me

    63

    What the fuck you on the website for you creep?

    Block noteMakes the rejection unmistakably direct

    TargetEminem

    MeaningWhat it means: In “What the fuck you on the website for you creep?,” Canibus drops any pretense of a subliminal and rejects Eminem in blunt, unqualified language. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. The direct wording removes plausible deniability: listeners are not left guessing whether Eminem is part of the dispute or whether a response is being invited.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  17. 64

    Punching the keys, remember that sound

    Multi-line diss block
    65

    That's exactly what it sounds like when I'm punching your teeth

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    Kick a rap, bitch, if you've got the gumption to speak

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    Stand next to me, I might put a lump in your meat

    Block noteTurns the target into a visual punchline

    TargetEminem

    MeaningWhat it means: In “That's exactly what it sounds like when I'm punching your teeth,” Canibus reduces Eminem to an exaggerated physical caricature instead of engaging the target's preferred public image. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. A visual insult is easy for an audience to remember and repeat; the goal is to make ridicule of Eminem travel beyond the song itself.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  18. 68

    Diss you and your man, double the beef

    Multi-line diss block
    69

    To tell you the truth, I thought your rebuttal was weak

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    Round the outside, blah blah, et cetera et cetera

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    The body of my literature is bigger than South America

    Block notePressures the target to answer

    TargetEminem

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Diss you and your man, double the beef,” Canibus treats Eminem's response, delay, or silence as part of the contest rather than a neutral choice. Why it was said: The recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him. By defining silence as concession, the line tries to control the timetable of the feud and force Eminem into replying on the artist's terms.

    ContextThe recording belongs to Canibus and Eminem's long-running exchange and attacks Eminem or figures associated with him.

  19. 72

    Nigga look, this is all I got to say

    73

    Suck my P-H-D-I-C-K