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Girls L.G.B.N.A.F.

By Ice-T · Targeting LL Cool J

Girls L.G.B.N.A.F. is an Ice-T record commonly read as a deliberately crude parody of LL Cool J's romantic rap persona during their late-1980s rivalry. The lyric never names LL, so the two annotated blocks explain the parody as feud context rather than presenting every sexual line as a verified direct shot.

Released1988
Annotated2
ExplicitYes
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Lyrics & breakdown

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  1. 01

    [Intro]

    02

    Man, this tune is funkier than nineteen yards of chitlins with onions and sardines on the side

    03

    Now that's funky

  2. 04

    [Verse 1]

    05

    One, two, one, two, two, three

    06

    I'm the emcee called Ice-T (Uh-huh)

    07

    That's DJ Evil E (Word)

    08

    Islam creates the beats (Dope beats)

  3. 09

    You girls look so sexy (Uh-huh)

    10

    I wish you all were up here with me (You know that)

    11

    You drive me crazy with them big ol' butts (Uh)

    12

    Girls, let's get butt naked and fuck tonight

  4. 13

    [Verse 2]

    14

    I'm tryna make this real clear, dear (Tell 'em, Ice)

    15

    I've no time to whisper in your ear (No time for that)

    16

    No time to remove your fears

    17

    I just wanna get near (Near, close, know what I'm sayin'?)

  5. 18

    Get butt naked and roll around (Aw shit)

    19

    Move our bodies like up and down (Aw yeah)

    20

    Do that stuff that your mama call smut

    21

    Girls, let's get butt naked and fuck, come on

  6. 22

    [Verse 3]

    23

    You know you wanna do it too (Yes you do)

    24

    It's good to me and it's good to you (You know it's good)

    25

    I only speak what's true (Word)

    26

    You say you don't, but I know you do (You know you do)

  7. 27

    Come on up to my room (Come on)

    28

    We'll undress by the light of the moon (Uh)

    29

    Lay down and I'll caress that butt

    30

    Girls, let's get butt naked and fuck

  8. 31

    [Verse 4]

    32

    I mean real stupid and nasty (Nasty)

    33

    I know what you want, so you don't have to ask me (Uh)

    34

    Just lay back and I'll operate

    35

    Jimbrowski will go to work and penetrate (Jimbrowski)

  9. 36

    And then we'll both feel great (Good, you know what I'm sayin'?)

    37

    Make your move tonight, girl, don't hesitate

    38

    We both want it, don't make it tough

    39

    Girls, let's get butt naked and fuck

  10. 40

    [Verse 5]

    Multi-line diss block
    41

    Homeboys, you know the situation (Yo, y'all know that)

    42

    You're trying to rap but they give you frustration (Mhm)

    43

    Nose in the air, turning you down

    44

    When you really wanna say, "Yo, baby, let's get down"

    Block noteSets up the romantic-rapper pose as wasted effort

    TargetLL Cool J

    MeaningWhat it means: Ice-T describes men trying to charm women with polished conversation while privately wanting something much blunter. Why it was said: In the context of his rivalry with LL Cool J, whose love records made romantic persuasion part of his image, Ice-T strips that pose of sincerity and presents it as performative delay before the same sexual objective.

    ContextIce-T and LL Cool J traded competitive barbs during the late 1980s. Ice-T used LL's records, romantic persona and claims to rap supremacy as material, sometimes naming him and sometimes parodying the kind of love-song image associated with him.

  11. 45

    But you don't, you keep frontin' (You keep frontin')

    Multi-line diss block
    46

    Kickin' conversation, ain't talkin' 'bout nothin' (Nothin')

    47

    When all that's really on your mind is what?

    48

    "Yo, baby, let's get butt naked and fuck"

    Block noteReplaces seduction with an intentionally crude demand

    TargetLL Cool J

    MeaningWhat it means: Ice-T collapses the conversation imagined in the previous block into the song's explicit refrain, refusing tenderness, suspense or poetic disguise. Why it was said: The exaggeration functions as parody: by making the hidden motive offensively plain, Ice-T mocks the smoother romantic formula associated with LL Cool J rather than trying to write a competing love song.

    ContextIce-T and LL Cool J traded competitive barbs during the late 1980s. Ice-T used LL's records, romantic persona and claims to rap supremacy as material, sometimes naming him and sometimes parodying the kind of love-song image associated with him.

  12. 49

    [Verse 6]

    50

    That's right, if you're a man you want it (You know that)

    51

    If you're a woman, you tease him and flaunt it (Aw yeah)

    52

    But my crew got to have it (Gotta have it)

    53

    And after they dog it, I autograph it (Uh)

  13. 54

    The Syndicate don't lecture (No lecture)

    55

    We move in a group, seduce and capture

    56

    And if the posse has good luck

    57

    The girls will get butt naked and fuck that night (Aw yeah)

  14. 58

    [Verse 7]

    59

    Islam takes the pictures (Yo Is')

    60

    And girls, I'ma say Evil E's gonna get ya (I'ma get ya)

    61

    Get ya illin' in a nude mode

    62

    A double X-rated episode (Uh)

  15. 63

    Hotel rooms cold explode

    64

    When my posse unloads

    65

    Sex in effect when we're on the road

    66

    Brush it

  16. 67

    [Verse 8]

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    Put your hands up in the air (In the air)

    69

    If you love sex, I know you're out there (Word)

    70

    Safe sex, that is (Aw yeah)

    71

    Ya got to be careful with this '88 sex biz (Uh-huh)

  17. 72

    But that's another song (Sex)

    73

    Girls, move your bodies sexy and the brothers will come along

    74

    Homeboys, move in on that butt and say

    75

    Girls, let's get butt naked and fuck