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The Ripper Strikes Back

The Ripper Strikes Back is a diss track by LL Cool J targeting Canibus and Mike Tyson. The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

Released1998
Annotated10
ExplicitYes
Addressable transcript

Lyrics & breakdown

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  1. 01

    [Intro]

    02

    We just gon have some fun with hip hop

    03

    Ha-ha!

    04

    A lil hip hop, that's all

    05

    Just relax man, hold on to ya seats shorty

  2. 06

    Ha-ha! Ha-ha! (Clap your hands)

    07

    Oh, yeah, this is the Tunnel banger too! Ha-ha

    08

    Word up, this the Tunnel banger, baby

    09

    Hip-hop style, baby, y'all remember

  3. 10

    [Verse 1]

    Multi-line diss block
    11

    By the middle of March, when the pregnancy starts

    12

    In your ladies' placenta— that means L just entered

    13

    Duct-taped your little bitch-ass for fronting

    14

    Your four-eleven crackhead ass ain't hurting nothing

    Block noteMakes the confrontation explicit

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “In your ladies' placenta— that means L just entered,” LL Cool J addresses Canibus directly and makes the situation described in the quoted line the point of confrontation. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. Naming or plainly addressing Canibus removes the safety of a subliminal and makes the quoted claim something the target can either answer or leave standing.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  4. 15

    Nigga, you want the fame?

    Multi-line diss block
    16

    Now, you're famous overnight (Ugh!)

    17

    Famous for getting fucked by a stick of dynamite

    18

    You're weak, nigga! You bout to die up in your sleep

    Block noteChallenges the target's public standing

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Now, you're famous overnight (Ugh!),” LL Cool J questions whether Canibus' attention, audience, or reputation reflects genuine respect. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. Visibility can be mistaken for victory, so the artist recasts Canibus' recognition as temporary, manufactured, or disconnected from credibility.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  5. 19

    The overlord of rap will never meet defeat

    Multi-line diss block
    20

    Pain to agony, I don't touch them zones

    21

    Fuck your epileptic lyrical methods! It's my throne

    Block noteContests who deserves the top position

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Fuck your epileptic lyrical methods! It's my throne,” LL Cool J turns rank, legacy, or leadership into the issue and argues that Canibus' claim to the position is undeserved. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. The line identifies the prize behind the feud—control of reputation—and asks whose record supports the title rather than whose claim went unchallenged.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  6. 22

    Blast your fifty-pound ass and make you float

    23

    You read it, shook nigga! I wrote the book, nigga!

    24

    Held down my crown for a decade and a half (half)

    25

    Now I'm bout to give your grimy ass a bloodbath

  7. 26

    Talking bout being broke? Nigga, I'm rich!

    27

    'Cause I learned to separate the money from the bitch (bitch!)

    28

    Don't hate me cause I'm paid

    29

    Hate me 'cause I'm everything you want to be

  8. 30

    Handsome— young— plus, legendary

    31

    Talking 'bout Farrakhan

    32

    Nigga, you better call Jesse Jackson for some affirmative action

  9. 33

    [Chorus]

    34

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    35

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    36

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    37

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

  10. 38

    Ugh!

  11. 39

    [Verse 2]

    40

    Don't ever open your mouth and mention my seed

    41

    Talking 'bout my book you bought to read!

    42

    You know you watch my sitcom, nigga, so stop that

    43

    Mad rapper, but now you turned mad actor (hahahaha)

  12. 44

    Forty-nine pounds and tryin' to be a mobster

    Multi-line diss block
    45

    Run around town with the Bob Marley impostors

    46

    Ask Canibus, he ain't understanding this

    47

    Cause ninety-nine percent of his fans don't exist

    Block noteMakes the confrontation explicit

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Ask Canibus, he ain't understanding this,” LL Cool J addresses Canibus directly and makes the situation described in the quoted line the point of confrontation. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. Naming or plainly addressing Canibus removes the safety of a subliminal and makes the quoted claim something the target can either answer or leave standing.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  13. 48

    I'm going underground and blowing your rep down

    Multi-line diss block
    49

    Next time, save that shit for the Lyricist Lounge

    50

    Or a house party, where you can battle some clown

    51

    On top of all that, I beat your homeless ass down

    Block noteContests who deserves the top position

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “On top of all that, I beat your homeless ass down,” LL Cool J turns rank, legacy, or leadership into the issue and argues that Canibus' claim to the position is undeserved. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. The line identifies the prize behind the feud—control of reputation—and asks whose record supports the title rather than whose claim went unchallenged.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  14. 52

    Heard that convicted rapist on the record, too (uh-huh)

    Multi-line diss block
    53

    Fresh out of jail, asscheeks still black and blue (uh-huh! ooooh!)

    54

    Tell me 'bout the things Ear-Biter taught you

    55

    How to bust a nut or two? (Yeah, that's butter, boo)

    Block noteSays the target's identity is borrowed

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Tell me 'bout the things Ear-Biter taught you,” LL Cool J presents Canibus' style or work as imitation rather than an original contribution. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. The accusation strips Canibus of artistic ownership: success looks less impressive when the sound, image, or idea is framed as somebody else's first.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  15. 56

    You be decomposing, but you frozen because my title's golden

    57

    Steady rolling in a world that I'm controlling

    58

    Vanguard Awards are for kings who did tours

    59

    Climbed Platinum Mountain, so pray to the Lords!

  16. 60

    Talking 'bout my first- and second- and third-born

    Multi-line diss block
    61

    Now I got a fourth, Canibus, but he cut off

    62

    From the riches of my empire, I'm like a pimp

    63

    Who thought he had to retire but found a new Can-I-Puss to hire

    Block noteMakes the confrontation explicit

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Now I got a fourth, Canibus, but he cut off,” LL Cool J addresses Canibus directly and makes the situation described in the quoted line the point of confrontation. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. Naming or plainly addressing Canibus removes the safety of a subliminal and makes the quoted claim something the target can either answer or leave standing.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  17. 64

    You're hardcore, in a sense, like Heather Hunter (huh!)

    Multi-line diss block
    65

    But definitely not with the lyrics that drop thunder

    66

    Found you in a trash can

    67

    Hot, black, 'cause you scared to bust

    Block noteAttacks the target's ability to rap

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “Found you in a trash can,” LL Cool J challenges Canibus on writing, delivery, flow, or command of the microphone rather than relying only on a personal insult. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. This goes to the qualification that gives Canibus standing in a rap battle; if the craft is weak, the reply loses authority before its other claims are considered.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  18. 68

    Nigga, in Todd we trust!

  19. 69

    [Chorus]

    70

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    71

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    72

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    73

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

  20. 74

    Now break it down for me!

  21. 75

    [Interlude]

    76

    See I, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat...

    77

    Eat amateur MCs!

    78

    Hahaha!

    79

    This real hip-hop!

  22. 80

    Taking it back, baby! On some hip-hop!

    81

    Word up, no bullshit (uh-huh)

    82

    Oh, I ain't done yet! Haha!

    83

    LL Cool J is hard as HELL!

  23. 84

    [Verse 3]

    Multi-line diss block
    85

    You soft as a newborn baby taking a nap

    86

    Made my dick hard with that bitch-ass track

    87

    Where you at? Smoking in some one-room flat?

    88

    Sucking on Clef's dick, hoping to come back?

    Block noteCalls the target's toughness an act

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “You soft as a newborn baby taking a nap,” LL Cool J portrays Canibus as frightened or unwilling to stand behind the aggression shown in public. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. A diss threat depends on the audience believing the speaker will confront the opponent; calling Canibus afraid is designed to empty that threat of force.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  24. 89

    Never that! Nigga, my styles is unlimited!

    90

    Yours is prohibited— of course, that's attributed...

    91

    To not knowin ya limits and who you need to test

    92

    (When you!) Step into the house of the Lord and get blessed!

  25. 93

    Get on your knees— bow down to my decrees

    94

    Young slacker, save that demo for Jack the Rapper (yeah)

    95

    You gargoyle, slash-olive oil, pussycat

    96

    I've wrapped up in aluminum foil, ready to boil

  26. 97

    I'mma tear the skin off your ass with ten knuckles

    98

    Rhymes was weak

    99

    They made me chuckle like a name-buckle (haha!)

    100

    You call em lyrics, nigga you need to stop (stop!)

  27. 101

    You going out! Ahh, fuck it! You going pop

    102

    I feed you a poisonous verse, so don't try it

    103

    No more rhyming, you on a lyric-fast diet

    104

    Call the paramedic and tell them that he's pathetic

  28. 105

    His lyrics ain't energetic— you're sweet as a diabetic

    106

    Career be over next year— yeah, I said it

    107

    Look over your shoulder, nigga! That's where you headed!

    108

    MOTHERFUCKER! Where's a rhyme when you need it?

  29. 109

    First rule of lyrical war: Never repeat it

    110

    You said that same bullshit at House of Blues

    111

    Lit the pipe, dropped the match, and sparked the wrong fuse

    112

    Not new! Yeah, nigga, I'm goin at you

  30. 113

    Stop basing, and you can be a role model too (*coughs*)

    114

    Diss my moms?! Who's the real rap don?

    115

    Who ruled for fifteen years and dropped bombs?

    116

    Who's copped solid gold Grammys and stayed calm?

  31. 117

    LL! While you dropped verses at niggas' proms

    Multi-line diss block
    118

    FAGGOT! You better battle Number Two

    119

    Cause Number One got his title locked down, son!

    120

    The king of all rappers to ever grace the stage

    Block noteUses gendered or sexual humiliation

    TargetCanibus

    MeaningWhat it means: In “FAGGOT! You better battle Number Two,” LL Cool J uses gendered or sexual language to question Canibus' masculinity or humiliate the target in front of the audience. Why it was said: The LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute. The tactic tries to trigger an emotional reply and damage Canibus' public image, even though the framing itself can reproduce homophobic or sexist stereotypes.

    ContextThe LL Cool J–Canibus feud began after Canibus referenced LL's microphone tattoo on “4,3,2,1”; altered verses and response records escalated the dispute.

  32. 121

    Or the mic! Best that ever did it— I'm wicked

    122

    Write a verse and flip it; melt it down to liquid

    123

    And drown shorty— fill his lungs until I rip it

    124

    Chest busts open, heart bursts— it's smoking

  33. 125

    You see that nigga, son? (Damn L, we was only joking)

    126

    Maneuver, manipulate brainwaves, transform

    127

    Your thought process, when my pen gets caressed

    128

    Warning: all MCs better retreat

  34. 129

    Look at Corny-bus! He can't walk down his own street

    130

    Better run and get the Fugees (Oh-la-la-la-la)

    131

    Cause I EAT, EAT, EAT MCs

    132

    Devour they titles, cause I'm an idol-slash-icon

  35. 133

    And tell Wyclef: don't even turn his fucking mic on

    134

    Soldier, nigga! Thought I told ya, nigga!

    135

    Crossover, slam dunk! Game over, nigga! (One more time, son!)

    136

    Soldier, nigga! Thought I told ya, nigga!

  36. 137

    Crossover, slam dunk! Game over, nigga

  37. 138

    [Chorus]

    139

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    140

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    141

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

    142

    Can-I-Bus? (Yes you can!)

  38. 143

    [Outro]

    144

    Stay in your place! Nah'mean?

    145

    Now wait for the studio audience to applaud!

    146

    Faggot! Hahahaha